make it one that he’ll remember.

http://toylets.sega.jp

urinal video games to entertain while you drain.  men get to have all the fun in Japan.

it’s gonna be a big one.

gung hay FAT choy!

why waste time in a hospital for gastric bypass surgery, when you can DIY that shit at home!

www.budk.com

a million volt taser cane.  yes, a million.  now get off my lawn.

much less a yellow one.

happy holidays, goys and girls!

<3, inappropriate or awesome

www.leahpiepgras.com

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